If you want to live after death – become an artist, if you want to live while alive – become a banker.
A mediocre artist puls in the audience by pulling down underwear.
The greatest artists earn the most after death.
Fame used to be attained by men of great character, now it is attained on small screen.
Previously an artist’s career was initiated by an exceptionally favourable review. Presently – by an exceptionally detrimental one.
Scientists are the salt of the Earth, the artist is the sweetness.
Nowadays art critics often mistake what’s original for what’s worthy.
Man invented clothing to cover the superficial and discover the inside.
Politics is a great art. You need to know how to persuade people to pay for being robbed.
A person who people are willing to pay more the more he deceives them is called an illusionist or a politician.