A woman is like an eyelash. As soon as you cast your eye over her she causes you pain. And trying to get rid of her you drown in a sea of tears.
Woman is a man’s best friend but the most faithful is a dog.
Thin waists are attracted to fat wallets.
A woman is like a river – the shallower, the more men she is capable of drowning.
There are many paths that lead a woman to a career. The shortest one is about 8 inches long.
A woman withers when she is watered only with tears.
Beauty is the woman’s snare.
Women are beautiful in the light of the day, but are even more so in the shadows of the night.
The quickest way to get your fingers burnt is to fall for a cold woman.
Woman’s life is a bed of roses, everywhere you look there’s a thorn, rarely a petal.