Quotes, aphorisms, maxims, words of wisdom – Andrzej Majewski

Quotes, aphorisms, maxims, words of wisdom – Andrzej Majewski

Humor Quotes

Cytaty, aforyzmy i sentencje o humorze

Laughter is an offensive weapon, tears are defensive.

Intelligence is not something extraordinary in the animal kingdom but, in the first place, among men.

Man invented the car to comfortably sit while standing in traffic jams.

Girls are getting more and more beautiful and … silly, they are approaching the Ideal.

There are many paths that lead a woman to a career. The shortest one is about 8 inches long.

The flaw of a thoughtless man is not that he doesn’t think, but that he believes he is able to think.

Woman is a man’s best friend but the most faithful is a dog.

Old men happen to be attractive when they have silver in their hair and gold in their pockets.

Many factors can bring a man off the right path. The major is good advice.

A woman is like an eyelash. As soon as you cast your eye over her she causes you pain. And trying to get rid of her you drown in a sea of tears.

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